I've always wanted to pick up the Oakland accent, grow huge muscles and roam around in a red Dodge Ram, with hip-hop blaring from the dozen speakers on the bull bar . . . now that's living kingsize, if you ask me. The losers who pretend to be intellectually superior, could never become boxers, so try to make up by reading a lot.
I've always wanted tattoos on my biceps, wear wrist bands, ride huge harleys, and have flowing blonde hair. That's like making a statement. The losers who pretend to be world tourers on BMWs are just that . . . losers. They end up writing books that never sell.
Sometimes I've wanted to be an ace shooter, ready to kill for a price and shooting sitting pumpkins from my window.
And right now, I have someone's head in mind. Is anybody ready to pay me?
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You know, you always looked like Robert de Niro. So why not take up that 'Taxi Driver' act instead of some hip hop crap?
but for that i need to keep my eyebrows twitched all the time. that's painful . . .
and someone else looked like boy george... now who was that i wonder!
boy george looks like Rock now . . . he was like Michael Keaton to start with, then shaved his head and looked somewhat feminine for a while . . . and now is a hulk like Rock . . .
metamorphosis was inspired by him.
Who was that? And then I wonder...
i've always wanted to be blond. at least dumb. and be filmed in some dumb documentary blonds arent dumb they're just slow and get payed. throw in some hilton like vdo's too. get rich. famous.
and not die tryin.
[sigh]
peace..!!
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i was looking for that tape . . . can i order it online?
hilton's i mean . . .
order away, order away....
how'm i supposed to know if its orderable online or not? i aint intersted in chick porn...
;-)
peace..!!
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