Save you as a fruit

I want to hide you in this house because you are too good to let go. But there are people around. They will see you and raise an alarm, so you can live with me as a bunch of black grapes. You are dark chocolate, so tweak the hue a little and pose as grapes. But hey, not that, not that. Not a brinjal for god's sake. Yeah, dark, curvaceous, but you know I don't like vegetables much. I prefer fruits, so be my black grapes, wilya?

Just hide with me in my room and let me eat you one part at a time.